Iss is a wee story aboot e Loch Ness Monster. Bit it's nae suitable fur bairns tae read - it's fur aulder fowk. It taks a satirical keek at een o Scotlan's maist weel kent myths. 

E heid o Inverness Tourism Board gets a coorse surprise fan she's summoned tae a mysterious, midnicht meetin doon bi e bunks o Loch Ness. Fit on earth cum it be aboot? 

This is a short story about the Loch Ness Monster. But it isn't suitable for children to read - it's for young adults and older. It takes a satirical look at one of Scotland's most well known myths.

The head of Inverness tourism Board gets an unpleasant surprise when she's summoned to a mysterious, midnight meeting done by the banks of Lock Ness.